Koshh's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[how to pass out]

awesome. the most awesome thing ever.

even better than the most awesome thing i've ever seen before or ever will see. i wish i had some fucking cocaine right about now.

[Invasion 3]

uber!

fun fun fun!
archers = t3h win
rangers seem to not be able to do more than 1/5th the castles health per hit. maybe cannons can do more so i'm building up a bunch of money to buy a couple thousand cannon building things ^_^
i'm level 71 now and the amount of arrows coming out of the castle is insane. i had to turn off all the effects and sounds and stuff way long ago just to keep the fps at a tolerable level. and also there are too many arrows to even bother trying to send in infantry or those saboteurs. i have never used a ram though.
it's pretty neat being the attackers instead of the defender. it would be really cool if the enemy had a little pointer thing that picked up and dropped your units.

[FlashTrek: Assault]

whoa bros!

am i the only person playing this game on hard? or maybe i suck?

i'm sure that if i could get started then maybe the game would be cake... but i can't beat the second level!

this is the best defend your castle clone i've seen just because of that initial difficulty.

[Final Fantasy quiz 2 V1.0]

what a waste of time.

i've been trying to vote only 2 or higher recently... you know... to ruin the portal.

but this?

what the hell is this?

oh.. i see a vision. a magical vision. it's atma weapon and the final fantasy cast. and they're marching in a gay pride parade!

yes. i just called final fantasy gay.

no worries though, final fantasy isn't nearly as gay as this flash "game"

frosen-shadow responds:

ok i've got a few things to say 1. what else could i put it as, it aint a movie is it 2. hmmm lets see i've looked at your profile and what flash ahve you made....... none. Obviously you have some kind of problem with people likeing games maybe you never had any as a kid, i couldn't care less really, maybe u should get a life

[AntiClockClock's TV V5.0]

heh

I'd forgotten what it was like back in the day when video games were new and it was THE 80s

...

what's sad is that at a certain distance away from earth you could look at it from far away and see the 80s happening. and the guys looking at it would be like "WTF?" and would judge US based on that.

thanks for reminding me of how much life sucks and how miserable everything can be. i hate the 80s.

i vote 3.

[3 Foot Ninja II]

meh...

i didn't understand how to fight and win battles. but that didn't stop me from winning the game. i got 3 colored gems and 1 scarab piecee... but i found 2 of the scarab things. one of them disappeared when i died exitign the second last chapter.... which appearently is not avoidable.

[The Chibi-Machine v0.44]

omg kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

SO CUTE! LUVLUVLUVLUVLUVLUVLUVLUVLUV!

haha. no mouth was so cute i was like ^_^

Xenosteel responds:

Arigato ^_^ *hugs*

[lll_AH Anniversary_lll]

his parents were dudes lol

i was disappointed when i saw that this wasnt an ARFENHOUSE anniversary thing.

the bruce lee jumpsuit = win

alexsmolik responds:

Well, glad you rather liked it.
Yeah, his parents were TomFulp (creator of Newgrounds) and Dan Paladin(he invented Alien Hominid). I'm sorry if I disapointed you! And yeah, that Bruce Lee thing kicks ass ! =)
Thanks for the review,
Alex

[Ninya The Game]

what a great game!

i don't have a clue what people are talking about with their "the enemy is too strong" or whatever.

i say THE ENEMY IS NOT STRONG ENOUGH!

so anyways, since it seems like im not getting levels fast enough, i thought i'd help out my stats a little by working on my item levels.
so far i've 2 sword (lol) 43 claw, and 25 stick.
0 stars! how do i increase my star level?

and yeah, i kill anything in one hit. working on killing the last boss in one hit right now :D

[D-Fence the Game...]

ubah!

MY GOAL: air strike every second with basic defences and no repair crew.
i bought level 1 def as soon as i could afford them.
i kept the l1 def up until a point where i got bored of clicking. i upgraded to l2 def at that point, although i didnt need to.
level 2 turrets brought me up to tanks with minimal clicking, and by the time i finished the second tank level i was air striking twice per round. maybe i could have gotten more out of it, but i was busy chatting on irc :)
eventually i did get the 80 hub guys requiredd to air strike every second, and then i bought level 3 turrets, a moat, a force field, and around 50 repairment.

NO TOWER GUARDS.

and still nothing gets to my base.

still... uber game :)