Koshh's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Madness Cofee Break.]

i'm with dog.

Dog454 said "Uh learn to spell." He then showed us the true way to spell coffee.

You also spelled "Jesus" with a lower case letter in the end text.

There are a ton of errors on your comments page too.

[The Most Dangerous Game]

lol omfg

i always wondered what kind of flash it would take to beat Magical Trevor in the daily first, so i did a little looking around and found this here flash. The Flash That Beat Magical Trevor For Daily First. hehe.

mad jokes, man. this flash is hilarious. what movie was that sphere thing from? Phantasm or something? lol that was awesome. and steven hawking when he says "you have no chance for survive make your time" hahahah. yeah, this totally owns Magical Trevor. awesome job.

[The Last Two Men on Earth]

ok.. wtf...

this was fucking awesome. how can people not think this is the greatest thing ever? this is my new somethingth place favorite flash for sure!

your friend is now ready to carry your child!

i have to talk dirty when i'm doing it it's the onyl way i can get off!

it was nut crust!

lol

[Dead Parents]

lol

i dont know... but i've always found something hilarious in jerking off a friend all over their dead parents faces. i should tell my psychiatrist that. maybe he'll hook me up with some more cool pills.

[Amature Invisibility: 1]

Stereovisionary's entry!

i am offended by the stereovisionary entry. to me this is like value pressure.

the message:
if you lead a normal life and do what is expected of you, you've "flourished"... otherwise you're "finished"

[McMatrix]

trilogies...

"admit it, it was THE original trilogy of our time" wasn't indiana jones a trilogy?
or what about The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy... that was a trilogy according to Douglas Adams.
Scream was definitely a trilogy.
Die Hard was a trilogy too. how the hell do you forget about Die Hard? FUCKIN' JOHN McCLANE MAN! wtf!
as gay as the Jurassic Park trilogy was (i mean... the first film was alright i guess) it was a trilogy none the less. i remember when the first film came out and i begged my mum for a noise making raptor toy. the thing had screws in it so i threw it off the roof of my then home (a 6 story apartment building) onto the parking lot below. and when i eventually found it i discovered that IT HAD NOT BROKEN! INVINCIBLE TOY!
*finds a list of trilogies on google*
American Pie
BACK TO THE FUTURE
ROBOCOP.
The Terminator OMFG i can't believe i couldn't think of this on my own. CYBERDYNE SYSTEMS MODEL 101 omg! Governor Arnold fucking Schwarzenegger.

maybe i'm just old (although most normal people wouldn't consider 22 as being old) but it seems to me that there have been quite a few trilogies made during my time... and some of them are more enjoyable to watch than the matrix (if i want to see people fly and hit eachother really hard i'll watch Dragon Ball Z ffs! fuck you The Matrix 3!).

OT: entertaining flash, although nothing to write home about. certainly no Banana Phone or Citizen Kane (the greatest movie of all time according to Gene Siskel.)

[MMORPG - 1.1]

i liked it...

i didn't like it.
you're missing the most important mmorpg personality.
the guy who boasts about his stats, regardless of how good or bad they are.
infact, noone even mentioned their one hand slashing ability, or strength stat.. or even their level.
something fishy is going on in an mmorpg when noone bothers talking about their stats.

and something about the animation was bad. aside from the fact that it was all sprites.

[Dad's Home]

OMG IT'S THE POLICE!

LET'S ROCK! *rocks it out to the f-zero soundtrack*

This was amazing. I don't think i've laughed so hard in my entire life!
For a second there I thought Dad was gonna bust out some Super Sayajin style and I was thinking "what a shitty ending" WHEN SUDDENLY he's holding a cherry red gibson flying v electric guitar. And I'm just like "lololfolmao ubah!!1!"
Stick it to the man with rock and roll! lolol

[Nightmare Room]

nice work!

that growing darkness at the beginning was a nice touch hehe. and then the shadow that is so obviously a tree branch against the window then so obviously growing eyes and becoming what is clearly not a tree branch anymore :)
rockin :)
nice ending too!
hehe, i like all those movies and stuff out there that 'popularize' (lol is that even a word?) hypnogogia/pompia, night terrors and stuff like that.

[Embrace the randomness 1]

whats up with all of this random shit?

do you think you're Misteroo or something?
is this like the worst attempt ever at recreating arfenhouse?

or were you going for more of a TOTALLY OFF THE WALL RANDOM kind of thing that you'd find in one of Somebody's brilliant movies.

well.. this wasn't rape bus either. this was trash. *votes 0*