Koshh's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Xunmato ep1]

omino jakuu!

untill i see it....

I WON'T DIE!

Godlimations responds:

Have you been watching Urotsukidoji? you naughty boy lol.

[Cultural Differences]

YOU DON T KNOW!

i ahte when my mp3s skip.
and downloading mp3s that don't skip. you can't avoid that. you can't check to see if the file is good or not.

but you can avoid being killed by flying glass.
see... its a technique known as boarding up your windows.
and you know what you can do if you can't afford some 2X4s and some nails?
you don't spend your days and nights infront of windows when there are bombs likely to be dropped infront of them!
you know, complaining about that is just like complaining that your hand burns if you stick it in a boiling pot.

we can all live without sitting infront of windows watching f-14s somehow drop bomb payloads, but who can live without music?

[Clark Watkins 3]

hahaha

hahahahha.
nice.
i like the disgusted look on the black guy's face lol.

also... wtf kind of song was that? hahaha. it was gay like that banana phone song.
and now i'm likely to hear either of them in my head at any minute.
*think positive - think magical trevor*

good job btw :)

[Stick Slayer vs Xiao Xiao]

ah that was nice

"u just replace the amzing xiao xiao with an ugly beast wat da hell ill give u a 1 for bein stupid"

that's the best review i've ever seen.
so i'll make a better one, only that i'll express the opinion that made me vote 5.

ogm leik c op i praz spa cehehelhelozlolzolzolzzozlzolzozllzolzzlzozlz
xizoxizo = win
stlick sayer = win xiaax oiaxoix
@ TEH MAX WTFOMGBBQ GO!

also - that ending made my prostate tingle like when i cut myself and rub the wound with solvents... or like when buddy in american history x gets the cubie. unf.

[Lobster The Lobster:Ep 8]

lolz

i was liek "i know that costume" and checked back and omg the FINAL FANTASY A+ guy says darkwing duck n im leik OH YEAH MG DARK WIN GDUNK

lol!

and you don't get a 10 for violence by having a lobster pinch a fat guy's ass. in reality his fat butter body would have protected him from damage. his meat sensor would have gone off and he would have eaten the lobster taw and then eaten dark wing duck man.

duckman. lol. that show rules.

[Obscure]

ummm

harts r shape liek tehs <3 ok!? k thx.

hehe

black and white movies are always the best ones, it seems!
like for example... this one, or ugly, or smile, or the other black and white one where the guy has a critical fail to machines aura or xiao xiao 1.
so yeah, this one was ubah, xpec t4 teh hart wich wqas shaopedp leik a stake lolololz

[Ghostbusters: Episode 2]

haha, hillarious

one thing i couldnt help but notice... was that when they were firing on the soultaker they crossedd their streams!

now hear what the ghostbusters have to say about crossing the streams:

EGON
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

RAY
Total protonic reversal.

PETER
All right, that's bad, okay. Important safety tip, don't cross the streams. Thanks, Egon.

i still voted 4 though :D

[Happy-lanD]

lolol!

for some reason i love all the stuffs you make.

you're definitely doing more drugs than i am :D rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus rapebus!

[what the people want]

omg u r teh pwn!

VROOM VROOM!

i gave u a 10 in grafects becoz u showed teh boob! lolol! jk! the gundam picshore was leik omgomg! 101010101010101010101!!1!

10 in sound 'coz VROOM VROOM LOL! SO JOKES! U R MAKE ME LAFF!

what the fuck is style anyways?

I LUV STICK DEATH FITE XIAO XIAO BRUCE LI FITE ACTION! 10 vilens!

10 interection bcoz i mastorbatorized on the boob! lolol! jk! jk about jk! i reelly did for reel irl!1!11!!!

[Rape Bus]

hahaha

hahahahahaha!

this is my favorite movie ever.

you should make it into a game!

lol k thx!!11!